lunes, 13 de octubre de 2008

HELP!!! F****** Shit I don't wanna die!!!!

Warning to all Dog Owners: There are a serial dog killing cats in the city.

Please help me to stop those cats, they had killed more than 100 dogs and I'm his next target. I need help, I only got thousands of years old, I don't want to die so young!!!


Please if you know something about where are those cats call to 091.
Here you've got some information of them:

Name:Franky,
Description:The best sniper I've ever seen.
Dogs killed:74

Price: 10.000€ Dead or alive





Name: Rupert,
Description: A perfect figther
Dogs killed: 31

Price: 3.000€ Dead or alive



Name: ???? (the boss)
Description: This is the boss of the band. Rarely kills a dog, he only gives orders but when he starts fighting any dog survives.
Dogs killed: 6
Price: 5.000€ Dead 20.000€ Alive

1 comentario:

Nuria Vidal dijo...

Your first two paragraphs are confusing because they are contradictory. Consider revising.

HAVE A LOOK AT THESE COMMENTS TOO:
-There IS a serial dog KILLER killing cats in the city. OR, DO YOU MEAN: "THERE ARE A SERIES OF DOGS BEING KILLED BY CATS..."
-they HAVE killed more than 100 dogs and I'm THEIR next target.
-Please,(^) if you know something about where those cats ARE (WO)call (0) 091.
-HE Rarely kills a dog, he only gives orders but when he starts fighting NO dog survives.